John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

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To celebrate Halloween properly this year, I’m going to need someone to create pumpkin scented lube. I’d request pumpkin spice, but I don’t want an atomic fireball of cinnamon hatred in my peehole.

I’d really like to date you, but are you even playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood? 

sadgasming:

reblog if you hate willow pape

I got your scent, bitch.

I got your scent, bitch.

toocooltobehipster:

lets not forget nash grier is also racist. took me literally 2 minutes of googling to find this.

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The entire internet is going over JK’s Harry Potter short with a fine toothed comb looking for anything at all that could point us in the direction of what she’s going to do with this, and no one’s stopped yet to realize the most amazing part. Look at what this one woman’s seven books taught generations of children (some of which are now adults) to do. We were taught to analyze and dissect every single thing in front of us looking for the most logical conclusion, ruling out anything that isn’t based in fact. Sometimes we can’t see the forest for the trees, I guess.

"This isn’t magic… it’s logic! A lot of great wizards don’t have an ounce of logic, they’d be stuck here forever." - Hermione Granger

"Honestly, don’t you two read?" - Hermione Granger

A quiet house, a cup of tension tamer tea, and old episodes of Dharma and Greg. Cherish the small moments. 

killtheocevns:

chipotleefron:

killtheocevns:

dO NOt ruIn thIS FOr me!!

You know this is from the original film right?

i know this poster is.. im talking about the actually reboot that is actually in talks that actually has me nervous yet excited

killtheocevns:

chipotleefron:

killtheocevns:

dO NOt ruIn thIS FOr me!!

You know this is from the original film right?

i know this poster is.. im talking about the actually reboot that is actually in talks that actually has me nervous yet excited

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